Femus

The 119th element on the Periodic Table of Elements, name discovered from a game of scrabble.

"Oh fuckballs I got Femus all over me"

by ScientistsArePog February 3, 2022

colonic fumes

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Fukushima

To have a situation foul up worse than you ever thought possible. To have a piece of equipment experience more abuse than it was designed for. To experience a problem far beyond your worst-case scenario planning.

When a computer crashes and your backup tapes are missing and it's quarter-end and the boss just decided to reject your budget for adequate data recovery. "This is Fukushima'ed."

When your home mortgage is underwater and you can't apply for refinancing and you can't afford to keep it and you can't afford to take the credit hit by walking away. "You're Fukushima'ed."

by mobilesventek April 2, 2011

ass fumes

When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.

Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.

Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...

by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008

fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

femus

a person who will kill your boner.

guy 1: i had this huge boner last night then i thought about femus and i lost it and i couldnt get it back!
guy 2: fucking femus!

by dr. fuckel January 21, 2009

fukushima fuckup

When you fuck up so bad you have to get government help before you reveal the total sum of fuck up

The epic japan earthquake tsunami fukushima fuckup of 2011

by yaktownwelder March 31, 2011