by monoga_ May 28, 2021
Fum is chum. Chum is fum.
Fum is what chum is made of.
Chum is what fum is made of.
Fum cannot live without Chum, while Chum cannot live without Fum.
Fum is what chum is made of.
Chum is what fum is made of.
Fum cannot live without Chum, while Chum cannot live without Fum.
by Dexxturz July 04, 2011
by ISUNick March 30, 2011
An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure
Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still
I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car
I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car
by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019
Acronym of "Fucked-Up Man"
For use when:
a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?)
b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket.
c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old.
... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
For use when:
a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?)
b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket.
c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old.
... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
by timmyaung July 21, 2010
The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.
Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
by The Letter M May 02, 2006
When a male reaches orgasm and begins to ejackulate into their mate. Suddenly a uncontrollable release of gas from the anus is released with each ejackulate squirt.
by Nathanvancity February 25, 2014