Fumducker

A person who "jerks off" while looking at National Geografic.

Hey Grandma, Grandpa iz such a Fumducker.

by shimp May 29, 2005

Futtbuckery

General shenanigans, douchebaggery, and also stupidity that is usually involving one or more of ones stupid friends.

Many times futtbuckery happens on social media, out at places that supply alcoholic beverages, and when any sort of group of friends begins to abuse substances as a collective.

There was so much futtbuckery last night on Facebook...

Oh, lord... Here comes the suppliers of the local night time futtbuckery.

by Chase D. L. October 24, 2017

foxtucker

Followers and loyal viewers of Tucker Carlson on Fox, who believe his lies and conspiracy tales.

Foxtuckers are all foxed up. They believe whatever lies and conspiracy tales he throws at them.

by Tahobo December 13, 2021

Funsucker

1. One who is exclusively parasitic in his or her relationship with banter; 2. someone unable to maintain any form of symbiotic relationship with banter; 3. one who cannot sustain his or herself on his or her own banter and requires the energy created by others to get by.

Person A: "I went to Paris at the weekend."
Person B: "Really, that's cool! What did you do?"
Person C: "I went to Spain once and it was better than France."
Persons A + B: "C, you are a funsucker, my friend."

by Riddledeedum February 22, 2013

Fucktuckary

Getting fucked with by a fucker while your fucking with the fucker.

I'm reporting you for fucktuckary

by phatbootySLAYA February 9, 2014

funfucker

One that fucks fun.

Caitlin won't go to the movies with us. It was going to be a really fun night, but then she became a funfucker.

by DanQuinn August 3, 2009

fucktuckery

bullshit

now you have to deal with my fucktuckery

by sargent vitch April 9, 2022