fud

Fucked up Dude-Some one who ain't all there

Man, that Brian got drunk and went berserk last night. He's a real FUD!

by Shoeth April 12, 2008

fud

Drunken bastard from Amishville IN. Lives inside a giant TV. Hates Ferrari. Adept at nailing wood together and not much else.

Fud got it Indianus.

by pulsating_walleye April 26, 2005

fud

The buttocks.

I fell on my fud!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

fud

acronym for fucked up dick. commonly used to describe mess ups in blowjobs while driving

girl 1: i gave john a blowjob while he was driving to thanksgiving dinner.
girl 2: oh how did it go
girl 1: good except i gave him a fud when we hit that really big pothole on west street
girl 2: oh shit does he still talk to you
girl 1: yeah sort of i think he forgave me

girl 2: girl they will never forgive a fud

by my name is a secret sh July 27, 2010

fud

Heard emitting from the mouths of Mafioso chiefs after they've been to a dental or oral surgery appointment. The muddled Mafia mouth is caused by anesthetics' side effects, which result in the bosses not giving a rat's ass about their underlings' petty dilemmas.

"Fud-did aboud id!" said The Godfather after he had a root canal.

by Willie Gee April 13, 2008

fudding

the act of self pleasuring for a woman

"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird

by spacenewt December 8, 2009

FUD

FUD is an acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt" and is commonly used in the cryptocurrency community as a short way to describe negative information about a blockchain based currency or asset.

Stop spreading FUD about Bitcoin.

by goodcore May 15, 2016