funwuddle

when you cover your arm in lotion
and put it in a chicks coochie

I was in a place called squamish and i funwuddled some chick named lisa.

by shitfaced kanadian October 29, 2004

fuckulence

1) a quality of beauty or representing a pristine nature.
2) to have an oppulence of fuckness.

3) A property of fuckulent

In The Mask of Zoro, catherine zeta jones was at the height of her fuckulence.

In the most recent T-moblie ads, catherine zeta jones has lost her fuckulence.

by i knows May 13, 2010

fuckpuddle

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.

That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.

by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 29, 2005

fuckulent

(noun) - an individual that can last very long without any sexual intercourse

Sarah is such a fuckulent - I don't think she's had a boyfriend in ages.

by freezing124 April 11, 2017

fuhduddle

when something flips or falls

my book fuhduddled on the floor.

by xitaduch February 17, 2018

Fuckpuddle

When it is more than a "wet spot". Who gets to sleep in that?

Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.

by dbag3 July 13, 2010