fuckuled

to be extremely fucked or screwed in any given situation

I'm so fuckuled. My mom walked in on me and colin having the hottest sex ever.

by Drewlina June 13, 2007

fucktunnel

noun, the vagina

He thrust his pole inside that tight fucktunnel to the hilt.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fucktuate

to fluctuate between sexual partners

She tends to fucktuate between 4 or 5 people a month.

by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008

fuckeduplets

The resulting horde of maladjusted fuckwits that will probably result when a woman goes through all manner of infertility treatments to have unnatural numbers of children she has no reason to believe she can care for.

Nadya Suleman just had another eight fuckeduplets.

by Mister. February 26, 2009

fuckaplegic

An extremely offensive term for a person who is seen as "practically challenged". It suggests that they suffer from total or near total paralysis with the possible exception of the sexual organs, and that they are only useful as the recipient of sexual acts.

Fuckaplegic is almost synonymous with fucktard.

Person 1: Oh goodness! I've just knocked over your drink!
Person 2: You fuckaplegic cock socket.

by nooloe July 30, 2010

fucktual

A sexually based relationship.

Are they together?

Yeah, but I think it's just fucktual, he doesn't even know her name.

by worshipthalia September 6, 2010

Fugtuplets

an especially ugly set of twins

Amy gave birth to some proper fugtuplets.

by Pratty June 3, 2015