fucktarch

1. (n.) One who performs poorly, ineptly, or tyrannically in a leadership role of little or no significance.
2. (n.) One who has been promoted to a position above and beyond the limitations of their ability to the detriment of others, esp. one who was hailed as being capable beforehand.
3. (n.) One who is snobbish, rude, or tends to treat others as inferiors

George W. Bush is a fucktarch in both senses one and two.
From being a nice, everyday, uneducated country boy, Jim transmogrified into a corrupt fucktarch after just one term in Congress.
I just got cockblocked by that fucktarch!

by Derek Bryan Green January 23, 2006

fuckrush

That time when the night is coming to an end, when girls have had enough of dancing with their friends and realise that if they don't find someone now, they're not going to get laid tonight.

The time varies from city to city, depending on how late your bars are open, but generally between midnight and 2am. During this time, girls are more open to the idea of doing bad things with you and more likely to go home with you

Johnny was sad because he hadn't met a girl that night, but then realised it was fuckrush and quickly found himself one to take home.

by Ross 'Dex' Currie October 11, 2009

Fuckership

A strictly sexual relation.

I don't want a relationship. I want a fuckership.

by Alison Meow April 17, 2010

Fuckflash

n./ 1. An almost instantaneous sense of heightened arousal, usually followed by an equally fast decline of interest when not acted upon. 2. Sudden feelings of uncontrollable lust, then disinterest.

'I hate when I'm home alone having fuckflashes.'

'What is those?'

'When I get super horny and want to fuck, but by the time I get someone, I don't care anymore.'

by Dicari April 17, 2014

Fuckfash

A tall skinny kid who just can't seem to get the fash out of his fuck

Yo Zach a fuckfash

by #delicious January 25, 2015

fucktascular

It’s fucking fantastic and spectacular…it’s fucktascular!

Fucktascular! I thought no fucking way will anyone consider buying something soooo fucking fucked. I mean, fuuuuuuuuuck….but thanks to your fucker management skills and online sales savvy, you unfucked a little piece of this fucked up fuckery I’m fucking stuck in cuz I keep fucking up. How fucked am I, right? It’s so fucking far beyond the most fucked fucker’s fuckedupness that you can’t fucking imagine. Its the fuck of all fucks that ever were, are or will be. Holy mother fucking fuck. Fuck that! I know…WTAF? I’m way too fucked. Fuck me for still giving a fuck cuz now I’m almost out of fucks to give, which is pretty fucking fucked. But fuck it! I’m fifty kinds of fucked plus a million more, and that? That, my fucking friend is what makes this fucking amazing thing you did all the more fucktascular.

by kissmintz January 13, 2023

editorphouis fuckterishous

A condition typically diagnosed to Urban Dictionary volunteer editors when the power of rejecting someone's word gives them an unhealthy addiction to shoving computer mouses and keyboards up their assholes and ejaculating all over the urban dictionary web page.

Dude did you hear about that poor bastard in apartment 2A, hes a volunteer editor and has been diagnosed with editorphouis fuckterishous, a condition that has no known cure and ruins innocent internet lives around them.

by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016