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fucktardiness 

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.
we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

fucktarding

to behave in a fucktarded manner, to fucktard
Steph, stop fucktarding around.
fucktarding by hsggbshs May 30, 2008

Fucktardianism

For some a way of life is growing up, getting a nice job, having a great spouse and then travelling the world. For those that follow the ways of Fucktardianism there is hope for them achieving all 3 of those things but through those things they are going to do some of the most fucking stupid shit that you have ever seen one example is a bunch of women marching down the street with vaginas on their heads or a group of people burning down the businesses in their own cities and stealing shit just because they felt empowered. Then we have those who wear a mask while driving alone in the car with the windows up or biking up a mountain with no one around. People that didn't win the Darwin award but deserve it are prime examples of followers in Fucktardianism. When you see these people do not attempt to engage with them for they become violently offended very fast and could even try to assault you.
Kids did you see Karen today wearing her mask while riding alone in the car? Now kids that is an example of Karen practicing Fucktardianism, we don't practice that religion here okay.
Fucktardianism by Token Dankies September 30, 2021

Fucktardia 

Always with capital letter. Country where fucktards/fucktardians live.
How did you know that I am fucktard? Yes, I live in Fucktardia.
Fucktardia by azimoert December 28, 2015

Fuktardian 

Gold medal-winning fuktard
For example Fabian makes an Olympic sport out of being a fuktard he is a fuktardian
Fuktardian by Sircooksyaalot June 4, 2021

fucktardian 

A permanent resident living in the 78753 and 78758 zip codes in Austin, TX
Any ramdom crackhead or any under/over medicated person living in the Rundberg Ln. area of Austin, TX. "That fucktardian just fell over, he's so drunk"
fucktardian by disturbd85 March 4, 2009