Fucksterbate

Thrusting of genitals whilst performing traditional masturbation practices...

1: Last night I fucksterbated for the first time, dude, it felt so good.

2: For the what the fuck is that?

1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!

by krho October 16, 2009

Fuckstank

The maloderous cloud of sweat, theramones and other bodily fluids that remains in a room following sex.

I walked back into the room after the orgy, and was immediately hit in the face by fuckstank.

by Blues Boy October 30, 2009

Fuckstrating

Fucking frustrating.

It was bad enough that my car stalled in the snow and the snow became a blizzard. When my hands fell off and I had to put snow chains on with bloody stumps, the whole process became so fuckstrating that I lied down in the road and had my head smashed by an oncoming truck rather than live through one more second of this excercise in futility.

by cowboytronic December 27, 2005

fuckstack

n. fuckstack: a stack of things; a shitload, an assload, a shit ton; the mind as a manifestation of your sentience that kinda chills in your head.

v. fuckstack, -ing: stacking items, ideas, PBRs or tweets; increasing dramatically.

adj. fuckstacked: stacked up; crammed, clogged, jammed; immense.

adv. fuckstack: supreme.

n. fuckstack: "I want a fuckstack of french toast."

n. fuckstack: "Thinking about the logistics of that just blew my fuckstack to pieces."

v. fuckstack: "Aight, who the dicks wants to fuckstack PBR with me? I'm ready to crunk it up."

v. fuckstacking: "Fuckstacking my bladder box with Monster."

adj. fuckstacked: "I love a fuckstacked inbox."

adv. fuckstack: "Holy ducking shiv dick on the floor fuckstack disabled analytical operations compromised rerouting all basic processing help"

by 93octane February 25, 2009

fucktart

A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.

I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!

by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002

fuckstrated

a man or woman who is desperate for a shag after a long period of time of being shagless

god i'm sooo fuckstrated i cant even remember my last shag

by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

fuckstain

Any person who is reprehensible, considered to be subhuman trash.

All cops are fuckstains.

by cop hater July 17, 2003