Microwaveable Fuckpile

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.

"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."

by telefpreen February 15, 2009

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Piledrive my fuckhole

The extremely raunchy sexual act, knowns as piledriving the fuckhole, is when a woman is folded over somewhat like a folding chair, and a man inserts his schlong into one of her orifices.

The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.

Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.

Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole

1. (To the tune of wrecking ball) - " I came in like a wrecking ball, I surely bulldozed your fuckhole, I used great form on cue, so I could...pile drive youuuuu"

2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?

3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?

3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.

4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.

5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?

6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.

by tink1234567 March 12, 2014

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