fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Fuckity Fuck Fuck

A term used to express extreme disapleasure at a
particular moment. More prefered than 'Fuck' alone,
due to its repetition and deeper meaning.

Cindy: What happened?!?
Lisa: Fuckity Fuck Fuck!!!
Fredd: Woah that was deep, man....

by mini-chiko January 18, 2008

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery

You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery

by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

fuckbillion

Hyperbole used to express or describe a very large number, akin to words like bajillion.

Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.

by Adrius June 16, 2008

fuckmitch

fuckmitch is the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that you you like which makes you go off in rage because of what he does, or also defined as someone who acts alot more drunk than they really are.

Example 1: Dude ive been talking to that girl for a month, you are being such a fuckmitch.

Example 2: Dude you have only had 2 beers, your being such a fuckmitch

by Arlington Texass October 18, 2009

Fuckitis

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined

Nannette has fuckitis....

by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

Fuckbot

It’s the robot inside you programmed to tell you your dick could go limp any second and you have the odour of a severely ill bear that’s waiting to die and your partner is going to be sick any moment

Him - “ohhh I would like to squeeze her buns.” Fuckbot - “she probably has morning pussy”

by Dodgyfinger February 11, 2021