flodge

flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.

(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.

by guns and swords April 10, 2008

flodus

someone who is a huge ugly whore that no one likes. they normally sleep with everyone when they are only in fifth grade. they usually have white hair at a young age and have a strange shaped ass.

Michelle: OMG, did you see ali wynn today? ewww!
Kelly: Trust me i know, uhh what a flodus!!

by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009

flodding

When a human with the male genitalia, swings, shakes or slaps their genitalia around without the assistance of the hands whilst using rotation of the hips and/or movement of the knees to create any form of movement of the genitalia.

"When I get out of the shower and look in the mirror, i begin to flod", "Flodding is a great form of exercise" and "Men in jail enjoy flooding in the shower room".

by scottyboobotty April 14, 2014

Flodge

a foldge is the event in which someone says they are going to do something and doesn't do it.

you flodged on me last night! or flodge can be used as a noun-- don't be a flodge!

by Rozel September 15, 2005

FTLOP

For The Love Of Pete.

You added your mom on Facebook! Ugh, idiot! FTLOP.

by Phillip Thompson June 28, 2010

flode

a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick cock)

'I didn't feel a thing, must have been a flode'

by Dougal Anderson February 14, 2006

Flodie

A "Flodie", one who acts in ways such that all within direct and indirect contact are annoyed to the point of contemplating suicide.

Flodie! Just leave me alone or I will kill myself!

by Bob98 August 14, 2007