Frunked

to be Simultaneously Drunk and Fucked, often at a late party or on weekends

"Hey that girl was so Frunked last night!"

"Hellz Yeah bitch!"

by P!rate May 3, 2009

funkel facial

After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as garfunkel). After this you have the person face towards your cock as you jerk off on their face. This makes their face have a mixture of shit, blood, and semen on it.

Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!

by Vicccc June 11, 2008

Frunkle

When you and a animal are in a car together and you think you just might be getting feelings, but your uncle who is really against beastiliaty comes in and totally cock blocks you so you take steamy ass shit and pick it up with your bare hands and fling it at him but it goes fucking everywhere cause it’s shit. And then you lick the shit off your hands.

Jordan: Gavin you need quit frunkling
Gavin: Fuck you I like to frunkle armadillos leave me alone
Jordan: okay :)

by Big_Dick_Billy October 29, 2018

Frunked

This is the bastard child of the words fucked, krunk and drunk.

Ho, you frunked. How much you had to drink?

by the end all be all. June 12, 2011

Frunked

When you drunk text and want to make it obvys your drunk...
The whole text convo makes sences (correct spelling) untill you amite to being drunk...then you just being to sound like a compleat idoit

Tim: I'm too frunked right now

by sharpcheddachessestacker December 10, 2011

Frunken's Law

A term that originated in Cheezburger comments. Much like Godwin's Law, it is the claim that the longer an internet discussion goes, the more likely it is that, regardless of the topic, someone will make a rape analogy.

"Wow, that guy's pretty sexist, wonder why she's with him."

"Why is it a woman's fault for dating a jerk and not the guy's for being a jerk? This is just like when a woman gets raped, people say, 'Oh, she shouldn't have been wearing such provocative clothing, she should know better.'"

"Frunken's Law in record time."

by NotFrunken October 14, 2014

Frunkey

Stylish, unique, useful and green

That's a cool pocket knife man, that thing is Frunkey!

by Mr. A Knife February 9, 2018