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Frusting

For example, Zoe was frusting over her facebook ealier today
by Frusting Writer 2 April 8, 2011
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Fruiking

The act of eating a fruit seductively in public, eye contact a must.
Bro did you see Oscar yesterday, he was fruiking out of this mind!
by Ryebird July 17, 2014
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fruitini

Fruit-based martini drinks/ cocktails. Mostly are non-alcoholic 'mocktails' (or, mocktinis), though it's important to spike the damn thing with good ol'voddy (vodkatinis).

-crantini: cranberry martini.
-melontini: melon.
-appeltini: green apple.
-clementini: clementine.
-peartini: pear.
-apricotini: apricot.
-tomatini: tomato.
-peachtini: peach (basically called a Billini martini. Bellini is usually made with white peach purée/juice + champagne + crème de péche, you add the vod and bitters to make a martini).

Related cocktailian's inventions:
-chocotini/ chocatini ( 4 vod + 1 crème de cacao, stirred over ice).
-javatini ( vod + Kahlua coffee liquor + espresso garnished with a chocolate twist/ shaving).
-vodka espresso (similar to the Black Russian: 3 'triple' espresso + 2 'double' vod + dash of Kahlua + sugar syrup shaken with ice).
-nicotini (a martini drank by a snoutcast in a 'butt hut'!).
-k'tini (also spelled K-tini: has a saurkraut-stuffed olive instead of the standard piemento!).
-tequinis: tequila-based martinis (*if you are taken aback by the K'tini, then these use a 'tomolive' instead of the usual olive, which is a baby tomato stuffed with a piemento olive except these two:
-Cajun martini (use chili instead of olive).
-coyote martini (made with chilis soaked in the drink for two days).
-dillitini (a large shot of vodka + a small shot of aquavit + a handful of fresh dill. Shake over ice).
-marteanis: tea-based martini drinks like the greenteani (ice greentea martini).
'Martini culture' and 'martini bars' are all the rage in ubercool Japan (that's why it's called J-cool).
On MSNBC the other day, I watched to my shock, a bartender fixing a 'diamond-tini' for a young couple: a 'tini shaken with a 50K$ diamond in it! O_o

*If you still think that I'm bluffing, well, after you drink all those fruitinis have yourself a 'clamato': clam tomato mixture that mixologists like myself swear by as a hangover cure!
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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Fruitin

A retarded unicorn made of cheese that likes to gangrape children with his cheesy horn.
"Daddy, my ass is sore from that Fruitin"
by Fudg3Y February 24, 2012
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frunting

taking sumthin free of charge but bring the money you owe for frunting
man why you frunting when you know you aint gettin my money back
by tony satle April 12, 2014
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fruitina

When you shove a piece of fruit up your girls vagina.
Girl last night my boy gave me a fruitina and camped between my legs till the last cherry was accounted for.
by Ragsmccaul August 31, 2015
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fruitini (food)

fruit covered in jelly or fooly or juice
by masterofrpg February 18, 2004
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