Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012

abercombie and fitch

a misspelling of "Abercrombie and Fitch" that about 20 people have not realised yet.

AbercRombie and Fitch

by =^..^= February 21, 2005

Fitch Up

A Fitch Up is pulled when pretending to resign from a job. They key is to get re-hired after only a week or two of leaving.

Worker 1: Man, I can't believe he's been gone a whole week now.
Worker 2: Didn't you hear? He's starting back on Tuesday!
Worker 1: what a classic Fitch Up.

by CL1LN0 September 4, 2019

Bat Fitch

a fat bitch but better, bigger than big absolutely MAHUSIVE!

holy shit look at the size of that bat fitch

by "the TWAT" January 22, 2009

Fitch Bitch

A woman who wears a lot of popular store (abercrombie, holister, american eagle, aeropostale) clothes and makes fun of other people that dont wear that kind of clothing.

Allison: WOW like oh my god she is like wearing clothes from like hot topic that is so like uncool!
Katie: You relise your being a Fitch Bitch right now right?

by Steve Rock January 13, 2009

frisch

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your position in an online debate by making thinly veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child.

A classic frisching: "If some nutcase kidnapped your child tomorrow and did to him what was done to your fellow Coloradan, Jon-Benet Ramsey, I wouldn’t give a damn."

by Michael Andreyakovich September 5, 2008

Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.

by My Fault May 3, 2011