FIMS

Acronym: Foot In Mouth Syndrome

Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.

Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.

John: "The boss is being a complete idiot - he's gotta start listening to reason"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005

three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

by Fishyghost January 18, 2008

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

by Skrattar du forlorar du May 23, 2018

refugee fries

the french fries that fall out of their small bags into the main part of the big bag

you guys got orders of fries, I got dibs on the refugee fries!

by joe mcduffie May 27, 2007

Reject Fries

The french fries you occasionally get with your fast food meal that are either too limp to eat or overcooked.

Usually put to the corner of your burger wrapper and saved for your dogs

I went to Mcdonald's and they were having an off day! Half of my fries were Reject Fries!

by ZakkyZebra February 27, 2010

Meat frisbee

A game that consists of two penis's with erection and a frisbee with a hole drilled in the middle. You play the game just lile horse shoes.

Mike and Paul invited Jerry over for a game of meat frisbee.

by Timmy Diggler September 26, 2017

freedom fries

-- rectangular faux-potato sticks, prefererd by idiots who have no idea they've been manipulated by the guvermint to hate all things French, and never knew the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

Mexico, Canada, Germany, Russia and China didn't support U.S. actions against Iraq - guess we should also have Liberty Tacos, Uncle Sam Bacon, Freedom Kraut, Bush Vodka and Reagan Eggrolls.

I am a zombie who cannot think for myself and cannot distinguish between Chirac and a French citizen, nor tolerate someone whose opinions who differ from mine; please allow me to expand my ass and shorten my lifespan by consuming large quantities of Freedom Fries.

by The Goat Who Got Mad May 16, 2003