fries before guys 

The unwritten law that your fries (female friends) should always become before guys (male with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your fries when they feel you are becoming whipped.

Origin: "Bros before hoes" for female.

Erica: Jane, it's ladies night, remember to bring the wine.

Jane: Sorry I can't, Jack wants me to go to his place.

Erica: WTF, fries before guys, I will see you at 8.

Jane: Good call, see you at 8.

fries before guys by paus hoe September 1, 2014

Fries with that? 

A comedy TV show in Canada

Did you watch Fries with that last night?!!

Fries with that? by PyroManiac May 5, 2005

fries my ass 

the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.

"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."

fries my ass by mr_dog October 11, 2007

Fries in my crotch 

An STD in which hot wendy's fries will sprout from the crotchell region.

Person 1: Why can you not drive today?
Person 2: I got fries in my crotch, it hurts to much

Fries in my crotch by broe91 September 2, 2010

Fries with that? 

The echo of a nearly-forgotten culture.

Awakening from a dream, the phrase "Fries with that?" kept playing in his head, like a guitar hook. It must have meant something, long ago, and perhaps it would come to him.

Fries with that? by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020

Fries with your eyes

Staring at someone you find attractive in your rear view mirror while at the drive thru.

Bob and I were at the drive thru and I noticed he was gettin fries with his eyes. I then asked bob, "are you getting fries with your eyes man?" i wanted to see so i turned around and saw this beautiful blonde.

Fries with your eyes by Corey the Great February 26, 2009

fries my bacon 

A Phrase You Say When Something Really Really Pisses You Off

Girl A: Girl, That Bitch Is Trying To Sleep With Your Man!
Girl B: What? That Shit Just About Fries My Bacon!
Girl A: So What Are You Gonna Do About It?
Girl B: Oh, I'm Gonna Whip Her Ass

fries my bacon by Thysbe July 24, 2005