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friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.
Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.
by therainsmelody May 9, 2010
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Friendstigator

A person who is constantly pushing you into a relationship he or she knows will be a good fit for you.
Dude 1 - "You are my best friend. You know that right?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah, you too."
Dude 1- "We should be thankful for Jay. He was such a
friendstigator. He was the only person to know we would be a good fit and have a bro-mance."

Girl 1 - "Jenny needs to stop trying to set me up for drinks
with Gabby! Dang!"

Girl 2 - " I know! She is such a friendstigator!"
by Jsanctuary13 April 15, 2011
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Friendetta

/ˈfrɛn'dɛtə/
noun

the opposite of a vendetta, wherein instead of going out of your way to harm or destroy a person, you dedicate all your energy to making their life as wonderful as possible. This can involve lavishing them with gifts, signing them up for fun arts and crafts classes or even just taking time out of your day to tell them how much they mean to you.
- Wow, Bill's been really down ever since his girlfriend let that amateur basketball team run a train on her
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Hell yeah dude, let's wage a friendetta on his cucky ass and give my man the best week of his life!
by maxiebaby January 14, 2019
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friendster

Web to web of stupid idiotic individuals who thinks the number of of people in their friendslist is in proportion to their self worth.
You are a friendster!
by maddman December 29, 2003
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Friendster Whore

friendster - someone who uses the Friendster service to add as many possible friends, aquaintances, strangers and random people to their network in order to appear as if they know a lot of people.
Bill is such a Friendster Whore. He doesn't even know 80% of the people on there. Like he could even have 10 friends, let alone 189.
by B December 3, 2003
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friendcest

Hooking up with somebody you normally consider "just a friend" and wouldn't ordinarily hook up with. The very idea weirds you out. Once the alcohol wears off or the crisis that brought you together like this passes, however, the friendship is probably in for a little weirdness.

Coined in 2007 by yours truly.
Girl 1: "I was at this party last night, and Mike tried to kiss me! I was all like, no, that would be friendcest. I didn't want things to be all weird between us."
Girl 2: "Ew! I had friendcest with Bill once. His ex-girlfriend found out and got so mad! But she's the one who dumped him anyway, so she needs to stfu."
by PANiC! in my Pants June 11, 2007
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friendcest

sleeping with or dating someone your friend has already dated or slept with.
After Jayne committed friendcest with Samantha's ex-boyfriend, their friendship was never the same.
by Sara November 25, 2004
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