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frenchgasm

the appreciative reaction one may feel when being exposed to something overly french. this may be an emotional and/or physical response.
This afternoon I was taken to a nice little café hidden in a narrow cobbled alley, there we tasted wine and cheese to the sound of some accordion. It totally gave me a frenchgasm.

Would you look at this little girl with a beret, it's such a cutegasm except french ... Frenchgasm!
by Mad972 November 14, 2010
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FRANCHESCA

A beautiful woman with deep dark hypnotizing eyes and a curvy body that stands about 5'4". She has the power to possess you with a single flip of her curly brown hair. She lives in her daydreams, caters to everyone before herself, and loves rainbow sprinkles. She has a huge attitude problem that she adamantly denies. She spends way too much money, loves pickles, hates coffee, and has an obsession with monkeys. Always takes great pride in her appearance. She believes leggings are pants. It takes a lot to make her angry. Flowers are her favorite. So are strawberries. She never turns down a 4 am video chat, a chance to go dancing, or a chicken quesadilla.

While she has no ability to whisper whatsoever, you'll never grow tired of watching her lips move when she tries.
Franchesca believes that leggings are pants.
by rosi3th3cat October 2, 2017
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Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.
Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!
by buckonz October 18, 2008
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Franchesca

Most amazing girl. Beautiful. Smart. Sensitive. Loving. Loveable. Fuckable. She's has brown hair. The nicest voice and she'll always be there for you. Ability to push everything behind her. Unforggeting. Unforgettable.
"Franchesca. I love you. If you read this your all I could ever dream for. I'm sorry I messed things up"-Adam
by @dumbassredneck_ April 22, 2016
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Franchise-Ghetto

A cluster of at least a half-dozen nationally recognized chain eateries, hotels and retail stores. They are located in suburban areas and in rural regions at the crossings of two or more major highways. Franchise-ghettos thrive in areas of low population density that have heavy motor vehicle traffic. They generate lots of revenue but sap local communities of originality and commercial diversity, giving thousands of American communities a bland sense of sameness.
The "Goodman Rd @ I-55 Corridor" is a massive franchise-ghetto located in the suburban Memphis cities of Southaven & Horn Lake. This area of only one square-mile features an Applebee's, Arby's, Baskin Robbins, Best Western, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Chick-Fil-A, Chuck E Cheese's, Courtyard By Marriot, Cracker Barrel, Crystal's Hamburgers, Drury Inn, Dunkin Donuts, Edible Arrangements, Firehouse Subs, Five Guys Burgers, Golden Corral, Hampton Inn, Hardee's, Hilton Garden Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Home2 Suites, IHOP, KFC, Logan's Roadhouse, Longhorn Steakhouse, McDonald's (x2), Motel 6, O'Charley's, Olive Garden, On The Border, Outback Steakhouse, Popeye's Chicken, Red Lobster, Residence Inn, Sonic, Starbuck's (x2), Steak 'n Shake, Subway (x2), Taco Bell, TGI Friday's and Wendy's.
by LeighRay November 6, 2017
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franchise

an entire series of the film: the original and all its subsequent sequels thereafter
(ie, James Bond/007 films, Star Wars movies, Rocky series, etc.)
Francis Ford Coppola hasn't made a real movie ever since his daughter Sophia ran the Godfather franchise into the ground.
by Empire of the Moon December 6, 2006
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frenched

frenched is one of the most common forms of kissing between people making out, which you involves putting your tongue or vis versa, in the mouth of the other person. This can go either very well or very bad. Make sure that what ever you consume beforehand is something your partner actually is ok with, and to get even more passionate, something that they love tasting.

Once and a while, a couple will enter a form of mortal combat with their tongues, and the loser typically drops down and sucks. (Or in rare cases, turns out the partner is a serial killer and the loser is game overed like a peasant.)

regardless, you either know this term or you don't, and if you didn't know this term before reading this, you probably will never experience this, or are a 12-16 year old and just had it happen (lucky you). If your past that age group, you will surely either die a virgin or have a super conservative partner. If you had this happen before 12, call 911 and tell the operator what happened, you have been sexual assulted by a priest or uncle, most likely above 18.
Me: OMG I frenched brittany.
Friend: Dude! Did you know Brittany is a trap?
Me: Well guess thats an added bonus ;)
Friend: *Walks away forever*
by Loner_Stars October 6, 2019
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