Frenchman's cove

The anus or the anal cavity.

Analogue to chocolate starfish, bunghole, asshole, cigar burn, etc.

I heard Joe got his frenchman's cove mangled by some inmates.

Dude...she let me put it in her frenchman's cove.

by Lil' Taka May 15, 2006

frenchman

frinch'-man: A male human from/residing in France.

Look at that guy who lives in and/or came from France! He is such a Frenchman!

by Give it a rest, you jingoist assholes. June 3, 2003

Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton

LAFAYETTE

"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"

by Hamiltrashcan December 30, 2016

facial frenching

When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing

Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend

Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night

by B00ner April 20, 2017

Frenchman's woodpile

A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl

After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.

by mistereddie December 10, 2009

frenching the prince

to do toad, to toad lick.

Hey man, wanna go toad licking?

by James Frost July 22, 2004

frenchpooch frenching

engaging in a passionate kissing/licking with a dog's asshole. as well you eat anything the dog makes including shit and farts.

everynight John enjoyed giving his dog a good, long frenchpooch frenching.

by ghorg August 16, 2010