Freefart

The initial fart right before morning defecation, generally brought on by gas bubbles accumulating all night while sleeping and finally being freed by a relaxed anus, giving massive relief and relaxation.

I felt such a release of tension as this morning’s freefart resounded beautifully in the toilet.

by CracklyBarrel November 13, 2022

Freefart

A relaxing and resounding release of gas bubbles that had been accumulating all night while sleeping and needed the escape of a morning pre-defecation fart

This morning’s freefart resounded beautifully in the toilet and gave me such a release of tension that I wanted to return to sleep.

by CracklyBarrel November 13, 2022

freesnorter

A person that shows up to a party baggieless and helps themselves to everyone else's nose powders(snortables) without even pitching in.

Ugh look at Sniffany. She's over there powdering her nose with everyone else's snortables. She's such a Freesnorter.

by Rowdyruck December 2, 2023

Angus Freemantle

A subordinate who often uses company time to have a wank, generally in the work 'facilities'

"Where's Dan? Oh, he's off having an Angus Freemantle"

by Tawild April 23, 2024