Tour de Franzia

A drinking game. Rules vary, but it involves inexpensive boxed wine and a tiny bicycle.

Pledge Toilet impressed the brothers with his performance in the Tour de Franzia, able to maintain his balance and coordination after a quart of Chillable Red.

by tp217 March 8, 2021

The Franzia Challenge

A challenge where one must drink an entire box of Franzia Wine (or any other type of box wine. In all reality, it makes no difference. Franzia is just the preferred box wine.) as fast as they can. If the challenger does not finish within an hour (or any custom time given beforehand), spills any wine, or vomits, the challenge is failed.

"Yo, you trying to do the Franzia Challenge tonight?"
"Fuck that, I'm a lightweight. You go ahead."

by jimdoeistheman January 2, 2012

Tommy Franzina

A Fag with a mangina. Also known as a whore, slut, and cumbag.

"Hey dude did you see Tommy Franzina last night?"

"The guy with the mangina?"

"Yeah that one."

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by Sunn34234 July 11, 2011

Franzing

A person who:
-brings vodka to school in a dasani water bottle
-vapes and smokes weed in their car and then tells everyone about it
-their car will smell like dryer sheets to mask the smell of the smoke
-wears sunglasses indoors
-carries a bottle of chocolate protein shake with them everywhere
-Takes every opportunity to show off your iphone with lots of selfies and fitbit that they dont actually use but just have so people think their into fitness
-brings up body building into every conversation

Have you seen Tiffany. She is so Franzing today.

by Ireallydontgiveadamn March 25, 2016

franzia cough

The hoarse cough the morning after ingesting high amounts of cheap, boxed wine, typically popular at universities in the northeastern United States.

Guy 1: *cough cough cough*
Guy 2: Hey man, you alright? That Sunset Blush was pretty good last night
Guy 2: Nah man, I've got franzia cough, never wanna drink that stuff again

by hardcoded December 1, 2017

franzing

Franzing is a term used to describe someone who takes long breaks at work, usually sitting in a chair with legs crossed and spacing out. The whole world could burn around them and they wouldn't even blink.

indolent slothful lazy shiftless

He felt like he did enough for the day, so he was franzing away the last hours of his shift.

by dudddgbk1?CHECK=jjjil July 18, 2019

Franzmann Elbow

A leathal weapon if she forgets her strap-on.

Rajeev nooooo.... I'll give you the franzmann elbow

by PauliePhoenix December 11, 2019