Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.

Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.

by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking" from the new series Battlestar Galactica. Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

"Those fracking Cylons!"

or

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by ZexGX February 23, 2005

falking

Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking

"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"

by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007

fracking

Originally drawn from hydrologic fracturing in natural gas development, the term can also be used to describe passionate sexual encounters.

"Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that he wants to lift the ban on fracking in this state. Now I say, fair's fair. After all, he just signed a bill saying gay couples could legally frack each other. . . . Why can't energy companies drill in our backyards?" - Steven Colbert

by Mt.Diablo July 15, 2011

Fracking

The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.

Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.

by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014

Anne Franking

When you hide your girlfriend away from your friends and family for an awkwardly long amount of time into the relationship.

Im Anne Franking my girlfriend because I dont think my family will like her.

by BubbleButt114 October 28, 2014

Fraking

Fraking; the act of lying, telling half truths, to maliciously hurt someone, usually a close friend. Causing drama in the life of others to keep yourself entertained.

Are you Fraking me or did you really hear that my co-worker had sex with your husband.

I heard that James is going to break up with Jill. I swear I'm not fraking you

by billygoatgruffsalot December 20, 2013