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fraining

Fucking Raining. A heavier than average rainfall; when it's fraining, you will get soaked in seconds by big fat sheets of wind driven raindrops... that's fraining.
If you get drenched after walking fifteen feet from your car to your front door you might say: "Dude, it's totally fraining out!"
by Jimmy McGroinigan January 8, 2014
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failing at life

Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.
by nion January 16, 2005
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Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel October 14, 2008
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flailing pean

is the action of a pean (penis) wiggling and jiggeling in an uncontroled mannor like waving in the air and winking at all its fans who are looking
paul telepan:yo santini so were like their peans flaling for everyone to see?

santini:flailing pean!?!
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Failing upwards

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom
"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!
by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020
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Failing Art

failing art is a way of saying you or someone else farted. You basically got an F in Art.
"Ohh man, Dawkins is Failing Art!"
"You mean he farted?"
by jeffdujon August 16, 2018
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Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%
Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing
by Yodellegend May 27, 2018
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