Hairline fracture

When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.

I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!

by Harry Ballsack September 29, 2006

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Fractussion

N/. An injury that occurs when you fracture a body part and concuss yourself at the same time.

When I got a fractussion, I fractured my middle finger.

by ClydeTheElephant November 8, 2016

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Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

by Doug up February 23, 2018

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Fractum

A fraction in the rectum. Another way to say "Just the tip" but specifically in the butt.

Dude 1: How did it go last night?
Dude 2: I got a fractum.

by WhyDoIHaveTo July 29, 2018

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Fractured Trio

A trope with a hero who thinks they're a villain, a villain who thinks they're a hero and a mysterious morally gray character. Comes from the name South Park: The Fractured But Whole and takes inspiration from Butters Stotch, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick

I love the trope of 'The Fractured Trio'

by ST21_12 April 30, 2023

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