Dink Frump

1. To shove one's penis into another person's ass. When the penis is fully inserted the other one lets out a massive fart and the ass cheeks will ripple uncontrollably causing the man to get off.

2. A playful term often used as an insult:
ex. Mary you dinkfrump your dog ate my homework!

As Jason stuck his dick inside of Irma's ass she let out a massive Dink Frump, Jason then moaned.

"JENNIFER I LOVE IT WHEN U GIVE ME A NICE DINK FRUMP!"

Dink Frump by Sir Fuzzmo August 30, 2006

frumper

A long, mid-calf or ankle length, loose, ugly, frumpy jumper, worn with a t-shirt, turtleneck, or polo style shirt underneath. Frumpers are most often seen on fundamentalist, homeschooling Christian women or their daughters for the sake of modesty.

I knew I had spotted a fundie family in the Walmart parking lot because the mom and her 5 daughters were wearing matching pink calico frumpers.

frumper by not a duggar June 15, 2011

Frumptastic 

Something or someone that is especially frumpy.

Wow, look at her! That long flowing skirt combined with those sensible shoes and the rest of her matronly look is quite frumptastic!

Frumptastic by Faloola K Cheezy January 25, 2011

frump bucket 

A person who dresses like they have been sleeping on a park-bench for a few months

OMG, Did you see how Veronica is totally dressed up like a frump bucket today!? She should really class-it up!

frump bucket by anonymous21468495 June 3, 2010

Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

Frumpy Moist Pigeon by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.

All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.

Frumpy Munchkin by flirt ninja March 29, 2015

Peter Frampton's Late Night Special 

When you are jerking-off late at night whilst listening to Peter Frampton's seminal live album "Frampton Comes Alive".

That extended talk-box solo in "Do You Feel Like We Do" really gets my rocks off when I'm taking in Peter Frampton's Late Night Special.

Peter Frampton's Late Night Special by generalgrizzle March 30, 2011