fozzy bear impression

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise

I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night

by The Fozzy October 21, 2010

Fozzy Horvath

A Fozzy Horvath is a sexual act performed by at least three people. One must be ramming his erect penis doggystyle into the vagina of a nice lady. The lady must be using her tongue to pleasure the rectum of the third partner (male or female). Upon climax, the third partner fires a hot and steamy bowel movement on the face of the nice lady.

Sigmund Freud liked to Fozzy Horvath his daughter

by burritosarecool October 12, 2014

fozzy bear

A man that needs to trim his dick hair and take more showers. Also needs to get beat up.

Oh yea i called him fozzy bear cuz hes gross.

by hawaiionurtab February 5, 2016

wet fozzy

grab a creamsicle and after putting it in a woman's pussy eat it use as lube while having a 3 way with her and a teddy bear

don't touch your sister's bear for a while i used it for a wet fozzy

by Handsome N' Wealthy September 8, 2016

A Fozzy

To ask someone how much they earn within five minutes of meeting them.

David is introduced to someone new in the pub. “David this is Luke, he’s a pilot”

Five minutes later.
“So Luke, what does a typical pilot bank these days?”
Luke responds "Bro, seriously? That’s a Fozzy. We just met"

by DrBants November 7, 2020

Fozzy bad

A joke so horrible, so terrible, so utterly stupid...that its just as bad, or WORSE, than the groaners regularly cracked by Muppet bad comedian Fozzy Bear.

Best reacted to with a very sarcastic "Waka waka waka".

Guy 1: "What does a male Pokemon do when he wants to fuck?"
Guy 2: "Here it comes..."
Guy 1: "He gets a Cuboner!"
Guy 2: "Waka waka waka. That was so bad its Fozzy bad."

by Shiro Kusanagi September 21, 2013

Dirty fozzie

a dirty fozzie is when your lyin in bed horny and force feed a family member ur feces without them knowin and when they realise its feces u get to suck their dick

he gave his mum a dirty fozzie

by fleetwood cumsock May 10, 2023