freetard

A person whose ability to make rational decisions is impaired by the possibility of receiving something for free.

A freetard would visiting a fair on free admission day, even though the fair is overcrowded, he/she spends way more time in line and he/she loses a day of pay which far exceeds the cost of admission.

A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.

by vharron November 11, 2010

Fretard

A freak and a retard

Tonianne you are fretard

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

fretard

friggen retard or freaking retard

Dude 1: i broke my leg by jumping off the roof of my house!
Dude 2: why the hell did you do that?!
Dude 1: i was bored.
Dude 2: dude, ur a fretard!

by HART03 April 23, 2007

fudgetard

Closely related to fucktard in etymology, but pertaining specifically to slow-thinking, nerdy doofuses with a specific sexual affinity, if you know what I mean...

Oh, look at that Millard over there, with his pencil case and portable chess set, what a fudgetard!

by mysticpest May 14, 2005

Forgeard

Referring to the leader of the Nelk Boys, used to describe a person that is/was full sending.

Dude, I went absolutely forgeard at Robs last night!

by glizzy23 January 17, 2022

forgetaboutable

Forgettable, but easily to forget about it too!

Parent Trap is such a forgetaboutable movie.

by AshMcBash February 4, 2021

Freetard

Someone or somebody who only gets free stuff.

Terry is such a freetard, he never buys anything.

by Bellezebub September 25, 2021