Sexual facepalm

The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.

'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson

by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012

/facepalm

A word used by 4Chan visitors, forum enthusiasts, PC gamers, and nerds alike to express complete disgust/fail towards another person/thing.

- Hey Mike, wanna go clubbin tonight and bang some sluts?

- /facepalm

by TheYoohoo41 January 31, 2009

facepalm

What I do whenever I read Urban Dictionary.

"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"

*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*

"Oh, for fucks sake"
*facepalm*

by radium April 1, 2009

facepalm

to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.

As I tried to explain a complex math problem to a four year old, I felt a need to facepalm.

by Bedtime Nightmare August 13, 2007

facepalm

When someone is so stupid that it makes you speechless, and the only thing you can do is shake your head or facepalm.

Guy 1: I swear! I'm a demon! Really.
Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Almighty891 December 16, 2008

facepalm

A spontaneous reaction to an amazingly stupid statement, where the face of the listener meets with his palm in a smacking manner

Person A: OMG, Jessica Simpson got fat! She's defending womens' rights everywhere and being proud of her body!

Person B: FACEPALM

by ohhhhh yeaaaaahhh February 4, 2009

Facepalm.jpg

1)Facepalm.jpg, this may be interjected to indicate failure and or disappointment in a user as opposed to the ever famous facepalm image...

User 1's comment)ZOMG I LOVE GAIA!!!

User 2's Comment) Facepalm.jpg

by Facepalm.jpg June 25, 2008