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independent contractor

Someone who performs tasks even before he's been asked/hired/authorized to do so; he merely learns/overhears that something may need/be wished to be done, and so he himself steps in and completes said activity of his own accord, whether the people involved actually wish it to be performed or not. Just goes to show that you'll want to be really careful what you say when you're in the company of others --- you never know who might be listening, and then planning to carry out something that you merely mentioned about, not that you were actually asking anyone to perform for you.
MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
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Victorian contractor

Someone who farms daddy’s 5000 acre canola farm, that only yields 5 ton and makes out its shit, then buys a fleet of either s 700 jd combines, 250 series case combines or revaluation new Holland combines. Then employs a team of uni students studying ag at University to become fun header drivers, as they start the harvest somewhere up norf.
Look at that 150 000 dollar cruiser with Victorian rego and every peice of kinchrome equipment on it,

it has to be a big Norfen Victorian contractor.
by Way up norf November 28, 2021
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protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.
The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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Contractor

What Kid Rock drives after being arrested for beating up Tommy Lee.
Kid Rock got released from the police station, jumped on his contractor, and sped off into the countryside.
by LeotheMan January 29, 2009
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Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.
I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.
by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010
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Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.
Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"
by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010
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Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.
ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008
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