Foofe

The very elusive 3 utensil combo. Similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). Foofe is derived from Fork, spOOn, and kniFE combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.

Guy 1: Man, I wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. That way, I could eat and scratch ma' balls at the same time.

Guy 2: There is, it's called a "foofe" you dumbass

by ManBearPig97531 November 4, 2010

foof juice

a technical upper class term for vaginal fluids

Dave: hunny, why is the bed wet?
Claire: u made me squirt my foof juice everywhere!

by chrissie foofy May 26, 2008

Foofus

A dorky person, often one to act immature.
Can be used as a compliment or an insult.

John: Hey what are you doing?
Sarah: Not a lot, just your mom LOLOL~
John: God you're such a foofus!

by TiffanyJ September 5, 2008

foof

a much less vulgar, more acceptable alternate word for the female genital area.

Elex: Allie, are you a virgin?
Allie: No, why do you ask?
Elex: Cuz your foof is major tight.

by Alysha May 18, 2003

Foofy

An adjective, primarily synonomous with the adjectives fluffy, billowy, and/or puffy. Used mainly to describe a cloud, or the mixture between lemon meringue and sodium bicarbonate.

"When you mix lemon meringue with sodium bicarbonate," started the cheerful Mrs. Fox, "You get a mixture that comes out very foofy".

by Mistel September 21, 2006

foof

1. Difluorine dioxide
2. The sound FOOF makes when it reacts with pretty much anything.

The FOOF went "FOOF!" when I spilled it on the floor. Now I have to explain the crater to my landlord.

by R-dog December 14, 2013

FooF

The most elite and prestigious title you shall bestow upon any rank of human. The rank of FooF will not be given it shall only be earned. Most people shall not obtain the rank of FooF within their lifetime, only the best of the best will ever earn themselves the rank of {FooF}

“ Damn that guy is cool”
“Yeah obviously, he is in the {FooF} clan."

"Can I join the Foof clan?"
"No, you are not FooF material Humphrey."

by TheCoachRichie December 8, 2018