flute

A homosexual of the man type.

I tell you that boy is an f-l-u-t-e flute.

by mungdiver223 May 6, 2008

flute

a kinky instrument that you use to practice with your dick-sucking skills.
nothing special but it at least helps when your in a bad mood

also intended to rape your ears thanks to trihard 12 year old youtubers

john: dude do you see that guy using a flute?
john's mouth: ah shit, here we go again
buster: yea man i never knew people use those now, i can dick suck without using a flute -_-

example: AH FUCK THAT GUY IS GONNA RAPE MY EARS WITH A FLUTE! where the fuck are my earplugs mom!!!!!!!!
johns mouth: AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
*troot but "louder"*

by dankr4idiator July 21, 2019

flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

flute

a word for the vagina used for comical impact!

shut ya legs i can see ya flute!

by BrettR October 3, 2005

flute

a torturous instrument that your parents make you play.

its made of metal, silver if ur a richypants.

it has way too many keys to count and squeaks if you suck at playing it.

beware the wrath of flute!

guy 1:man i had to practice for forever yesterday.

guy 2:haha. your mom made u do a flute.

by xoxotheraxoxo August 16, 2008

flute

Flute -- While men pee you can play a song based on the pee hitting the water. Stop and go and create a rhythm. Once you get really good you play in public. Playing is in public is when you choose a stall rather than a urinal then while you in the stall you wait for other to come in. Then you play your flute as your pee hits the water and you choose your song.

Flute -- Airports are a very nice venue because the bathrooms are always crowd to show off the muscial abilities of the flute penis. After you play your song with the power flush of the airport toilettes is like an audience clapping.

by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011

Flute

Progectile weapon commonly used by members of various marching bands. The flute is mainly used as a blowgun or a tool to harm members of the low brass section.

Tim: Hey! woodwinds suck brass!!
Lauren: *clobbers Tim with flute*

by Sairin X. November 10, 2008