Flute 

A person who’s lying or spreading rumors about people

Yoooh everybody I’ve heard that Christian fucked his cousin last week (flute)

Flute by Toxic grandpa March 3, 2019

Flute 

A concert or marching band instrument. It has a high notes that can make grown men cry, and low notes that can calm crying babies. It is the best instrument known to mankind. Band directors find the flute players to be hateful. They have the biggest ego. Forget about trumpet egos. Flutes are worse.

Smith-The flutes this season are multiplying.

Flute player- It's because we're the best.

Flute by Queen Alice July 25, 2015

flute 

the past tense of float.

two boys are tubing down the river. one boy asks "...what's the past tense of float?" a few moments pass, then both boys simultaneously say "WHAT FLUTE!"

flute by whatflute August 10, 2009

flute 

one's cock. derived in rural ireland.

jaysus boiys did ya see the size of your man's flute!?

flute by joe balls March 11, 2008

flute 

the worst instrument section in the band. renowned for their 'flute-ups' and for sounding out of tune while not being heard.

Chris: man look at those flutes catching those push ups
Scott: no, i believe the correct term would be 'flute-ups'

flute by simba ditzler September 22, 2006

flute 

well...aswell as it being a musical instrument...in culchie ireland...(mainly the midlands)it's an idiot or eejit

oh my god, what are ya talking about, ya tick flute?!

shut up, and stop being a feckin flute hole!

flute by lee April 7, 2005

Flute 

A glass pipe used to smoke crack out of.

did that guy just cartwheel and flute at the same time?

Flute by the dragon man August 14, 2016