flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.

- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".

by YellowLemon October 18, 2009

Fleshlight

A sex toy used to replicate a vagina. A fleshlight is intended to stimulate the penis into an orgasm. A fleshlight has the same use to a male as a Dildo has to a female.

Damn, I havn't been laid in days...Where'd I put my fleshlight....?

by Jimmy Yourger July 28, 2007

flashlight

A case to store dead batteries.

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."

by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005

fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.

by phil February 7, 2005

Magic Flashlight

Slang term for marijuana, originating from the practice of hiding marijuana inside flashlights at Lincoln High School in Portland, Oregon.

How about a dime o' magic flashlight?

by fishfood May 30, 2007

the flashlight lovers

a horrible youtube channel that has been deleted .

chey and megan are the flashlight lovers

by 1213456789 July 21, 2016

Half buried flashlight

A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.

Shall we split a tangerine or maaaybe a little half buried flashlight tonight?

by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018