You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017
Get the Funting mug.When a person refuses to share weed with friends or loads a small bowl and cashes it himself. can also refer to when everyone wishes to smoke but the owner refuses to share.
by american boy handy book April 4, 2010
Get the Skin Flinting mug.by Wolverin3 May 27, 2021
Get the Fluting mug.When you direct Danni to an Urban Dictionary page under false pretenses so that you can do the Red Indian Victory Dance.
"Funting. Ask me what it means, Danni."
"What does it mean?"
*provides UD link*
"...oh, for FUCK'S sake."
*does Red Indian Victory Dance*
"What does it mean?"
*provides UD link*
"...oh, for FUCK'S sake."
*does Red Indian Victory Dance*
by Jack The Bodiless November 13, 2012
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by ares cook May 17, 2016
Get the Fluting mug.Most commonly known as 'Pencil Flunking'
The game in which a person runs into any given room with their eyes closed, and jumps with their arms by their side and legs tight together to form the pencil shape. The jumping is done while unaware of what is found in the room at the time e.g furniture or people, so often leads to injury and damage to goods.
The game in which a person runs into any given room with their eyes closed, and jumps with their arms by their side and legs tight together to form the pencil shape. The jumping is done while unaware of what is found in the room at the time e.g furniture or people, so often leads to injury and damage to goods.
'How was the party last night?'
'Not gunna lie man terrible, I ended up flunking the back room to get it going. Broke a table.'
'Nice man.'
'Not gunna lie man terrible, I ended up flunking the back room to get it going. Broke a table.'
'Nice man.'
by Freedale18 October 9, 2011
Get the Flunking mug.the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.
Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!
by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014
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