flubbering

when morbidly obese people "fuck" or have extremely hardcore sex (eww). the term comes from the idea of the fat (or flubber) is bounced or jiggled vigorously. its disgusting, but its real.

If two sumo-wrestlers hooked up it would be considered flubbering

by cmsg January 9, 2011

fluckering

The act of flapping and running, esp. seagulls

We saw a whole flock of seagulls at the beach fluckering. This word was created by my son, Matt, at the age of six. He wanted to know what the seagulls were doing, and when we couldn't tell him what it was called, he said they were fluckering.

by Doggo Dane June 30, 2006

slumbering lumber

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

fluttering wind tunnel

when a gay guy farts on another gay guys dick during anal sex

last night my boyfriend gave me a fluttering wind tunnel

by danjlmart March 29, 2009

flubbering

acting foolish at 4am on new years

dam man, he is flubbering too much!

by jelly mere January 7, 2010

Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.

Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.

by Neglect September 23, 2010

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016