fluffin

Fluffin- is when you are the king of your own pirate ship and own gorillas and stuff that think you are their god

Bob- yesterday i was fluffin my f'ing brains out and you know how like in the sandlot they have their old 30 year old voices in their head, but they are actually kids, its like that if you also owned your own pirate ship with gorillas aboard it.

Tom- WTF

by Big Fluffin November 1, 2009

anal fluffing

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011

dutch fluffin

While receiving oral pleasures, the act of farting and holding the givers head down so they are forced to breathe in the aroma of your fart.

Sally is so stupid she was giving me dome and I hit her with the dutch fluffin. I farted and held her head down on my dick until she gagged. It was so rank even I could smell it.

by Chiggity Chza February 6, 2008

fluffing the hobo

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.

After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.

by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007

Fluffing the Pillows

The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.

Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.

by 19CharacterUsername June 23, 2009

fluffin the muffin

Expression used by males mostly in their conversations about girls. Fluffin the muffin or to fluff the muff is normally used when a guy talks about having sex with a female. It is a more polite way of saying that you are going to fuck her brains out.

Hey Marc, we are gonna fluff some muff tonight at the party!!!!

by zumzy January 20, 2003

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009