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fluffaling 

When you're takings dump at a friends house and you feel like you have to fart loud so wrap toilet paper around your hand to muffle the sound, it is the act of fluffaling.
I was fluffaling the other night at Tom's house, I'm so glad I did!
fluffaling by Short.one June 28, 2015
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fluffing the devil 

v. to enable one with ill-intentions.
Mike has really got to stop fluffing the Devil or the jackass VP's multi-channel, deep dive initiative will only get worse for us.
fluffing the devil by Slingblade October 23, 2013

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.
Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.
*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied
A technique used in most pornographic films today. When the male star has to get "aroused" for the camera he is fluffed beforehand.

A stagehand, someone usually chosen just for this job, either gives the star a hand or blow job.
John Holmes had a 13" cock, but he had troubles getting it up during shoots. He needed to be fluffed before he could perform.
fluffing by hard_virus June 12, 2005

Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl
1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin
Fluffing her muffin by ElliotM December 14, 2008

Fluffalicious

An expression of delight from a cupcake of extreme delicacy with a soft, warm, and fluffy feel and delicous taste.

A combination of the words "fluffy" and "delicious".
That cupcake was FLUFFALICIOUS!
Can I get a Fluffalicious cupcake?
Fluffalicious by KBotFIC December 12, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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