fluff on the muff

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina

"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

fluffed it

to fail to take advantage of an opportunity

I had an interview but I fluffed it

by tbt123 October 24, 2014

fluffbeast

A majestically fluffy cat(or other animal).

That fluffbeast is majestically fluffy.

by Sky Commander Winkie July 18, 2017

Fluffbutt

A cute cat who cuddles with humans and does not scratch & bite

My cat is a fluffbutt

by FloofyKitti June 21, 2018

Pillow Fluff

Someone you're seeing casually; your go-to booty call.

"Jason spent the night again. Are you two dating?"
"Nah, he's just pillow fluff."

by Seachell January 11, 2016

Council Fluff

An attractive woman from an impoverished background. Council fluff can traditionally be found in the local housing estate or outside the local offie, puffing on a ten pack of Sovereign's and heckling passer's by.

Man 1: Cor check out that tidy bit of council fluff !
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!

by Fuckfield 2.0 August 11, 2016

Cattail Fluff

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.

Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020