forny

A word to describe the state of being both fat and horny. Fat girls don't get any as often, and therefore are more desperate to go out and get laid. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you are fit and pay the least bit of attention to a forny bitch she will return the attention with all her forny being.

Forny bitches always know how to ruin a night. Oftentimes you'll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. Once intoxicated, the forny bitch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. These are called forny den-mothers. They constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. They are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!

"Fuck that forny bitch, if it wasn't for her, I'd have woken up next to a slammin' hottie."

"Go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny whore!"

"Dude I totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. Talk about beer goggles."

by RMazz January 16, 2010

Floeny

To cough in a way to hide words

Man 1 to man 2; (coughing) Gay, Man 3 to man 2; Mannn! you just got floenyed.

by BB.9005 November 11, 2010

flarny

The flernglish way to say "Funny"

Wow mayne, that is so flarny!

by Daviel May 26, 2008

florn

a high-ranking official with no balls

Ari Fleischer was a total florn!

by Dr. Saucy September 29, 2003

Florn

A mix between getting Fucked up & Torn up. Not being Sober.

Getting messed up to the max and having fun.

Florn down for what!? Florn up! Let's get florn up tonight!

by BabyBash May 5, 2014

florn

means retarded but happy. When someone is slightly mental...but happy with it and proud to be immature.

OMG! Lauren is sooooo florn it's unbelievable!
I know! I mean, who collects road signs!

by ninja_viking April 13, 2006

florgy

An orgy with people that live on the same floor.

Since everyone one Anderson Hall 5th Floor was so happy, they decided to have a florgy.

by acs3535 October 1, 2013