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boob floober

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.
Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!
by gay loser baby August 19, 2014
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vagina flooper

similar to a F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area), a vagina flooper is an overwhelming amount of fat above a woman's vagina that hangs down over her; like an extreme muffin top
Bob: "Yo look at that lady's fupa! Its so big it's dangling!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"
by redwolf328 August 5, 2011
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floozer

When you want to call someone a "fucking loser" in a short, euphamistic, funny way.
Mark got dumped by his pretty, intelligent girlfriend after cheating on her with some ugly, STD-ridden slutbag. What a floozer!!
by 111222 December 27, 2005
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Forty Footer

A woman who looks hot from far away, but when you get close she's is ugly.
by Jonathan Dack October 22, 2004
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Flopternab

A place, similar to Pleasuretown in the hit comedy Anchorman, or hitting a home run... if you know what we mean... Flopternab also has religious conotations, relating it to reaching the peak of existence.
Kate and Holly like to talk about reaching Flopternab and tell people that it is there hometown, though they both have never been there.
by Tomm42 August 15, 2006
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flooferton

A fluffy (or floofy) doggo or other floofy animal.
Did you see that Samoyed? What a flooferton!
by Paul de la Paul June 8, 2017
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High Floater

1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to)
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking

*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.
"That party was lame as fuck so I fucked a girl in his moms bed, left a high floater, and took some beer from the fridge on my way out."
by Boomstyx March 4, 2003
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