Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.

X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.

by Melloro January 7, 2011

Flooed

The state of being when under the influence of hard drugs.
Similar to fubar

Last night at that party, i was so flooed.

by Pah'trici'ah March 2, 2010

Basement Flooded

where you get wet. down in your privates

I saw that man walk by and my basement flooded.

by rybcn87 January 31, 2018

floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005

Floored

to be in such a state of intoxication its hard to do anything more then lie on the floor
this word came to be from me and Bad C Colts being bored so we decided to make our own words up

M D To The Mutherfuckin MC:dude what happened last night
Bad C COlts:dude u did so much shit you were floored motherfucker

by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004

floored it

1. To have suddenly accelerated a motor vehicle, perhaps to evade police or armed pursuers. May be used as a substitution to "he burned rubber", "he put the pedal to the metal" or "he high-tailed it outta there."

2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.

1. "The pigs saw that arm hangin' outta the trunk, man...he saw them turn on the blinkers and he floored it!"

2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."

by Lone Wulfe September 22, 2008

floored

(N) Any vehicle sitting on the frame. As low as low gets.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.

(N) One Floored Accord.
(V) I can't get away from these cops. The pedal is floored!!!!!

by $0l0 August 1, 2003