Flonge

When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.

'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'

by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014

Foongy

that word means big lips in italian you dumb shit; or in other words nigger fucking foongalate

fuck you you one eyed foongalate

by fuck you May 13, 2005

Flonky

A Flonky is somebody that you cool with but play too much.

“Bro you play too much , you flonky”

by Drewdidit March 2, 2020

flangy meter

another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.

'i like your flangy meter'
'i want your flangy meter right now'
'your flangy tastes good!'

by shpannah September 8, 2006

flodgy poocan

Someone pretending to be a square

Stop being a flodgy poocan

by Lucy parsnips February 20, 2018

flony

Flony is someone who is talented but brings herself down. She will feel comfortable with you sooner or later. She has a lot of things bottled up inside her, so let her rant to you. Flony is the definition of perfect.

someone: Flony is so special to me but I don't want to say it to her cause she can't take compliments.

by sam.hwang☘ August 3, 2021

dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.

Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.

by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014