Flonge

You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.

Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.

by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019

Flinged

When you're not feeling like you're fingered, and you're not quite flanged. A feeling between the two.

Rob was feeling especially flinged today because of his cold

by Mr Flange February 5, 2008

flonger

A noun used against Nathan K. in retaliation of fish monger.

Nathan: You're a fish monger.
Me: Oh yeah ? Well you're a dish flonger.

by avowtostay July 3, 2007

Flanged

(Verb) To be danced upon in an extremely homoerotic fashion, usually involving at least partial nudity and/or compulsary donations to the Homoerotic Tip Jar.
It can be a poly-flange, whereby multiple persons "flange" one unsuspecting person, or the more intimate "solo-flange".

Notable for being one of the few acts which both mentally and physically scars a person, whilst still being pleasurable.

"Man, it started as an innocent lap-dance but I got well and truely Flanged before the end!"

by Peter_muck November 11, 2007

Flonge

A flonge is a name describing a fat lazy person,more often than not on benefits sat in the front garden with a Berkeley red hanging out their mouths

Look at that stinkin flonge over there

by Pezzy mason June 1, 2018

Flogged Out

When the cunts that's "fucked" takes it to the next level.

A term used to describe an individual when they no longer match any of the criteria for any kind insult.
It is mainly used to describe a person of who has evolved into a pure bred junkie but still denies they have a problem.
A Pilbara term to describe a person the next day after a night of recreational usage of drugs and alcohol the night before fucks them up fifty ways from Sunday. They wake up feeling "flogged out".

"That cunts fucked look"
"Yeah she's flogged out"

"There's that chick from PHAW"
"Fuck she looks flogged out"

by Ginderella March 28, 2019

Flogged

A super bad whipe out: could be surfing, snowboarding, skating, or someone who is absolutely wasted

Surfer 1:Jabroni did you go over the falls on that huge wave?
Surfer 2: Yeah I got totally flogged

Chad: Did you see Becky last weekend?

Hawk: yeah she was totally flogged. Giving out handys one the dance floor

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019