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Soggy Floggins

When a man(1) is laying down with head off bed and another man(2) inserts penis into man 1's mouth. Man 1 must have mustache to which rub man 2's taint, while also dabbling nose into man 2's asshole.
Andrew: Justin if you don't shit on my face I'm going to soggy floggins you.

Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.
by Harry Sugma March 13, 2019
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Flogging Molly

An Irish band that involves pieces of folk and punk music to create an interesting sound wraught with rhythm and Irish Nationalism.
Devil's Dance Floor, What's left of the Flag, and Drink and FIght are all good Flogging Molly songs.
by Grendel September 28, 2003
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floggin the dolphin

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)
by jim October 29, 2003
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flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister
by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019
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dolphin-flogger

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
by WordFreak March 8, 2009
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closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004
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Penile Flogging

The act of hitting someone with a penis.
He gave her face a penile flogging.
by Countlevula October 1, 2011
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