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fixie

A term used to denote a group of hipsters, largely inspired by the ridiculous bicycles they like to ride. Similar examples would include a flock of birds, a school of fish, etc.
This bar was pretty awesome until that fixie of hipsters showed up.
by Hank Bennet November 30, 2009
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Fixie

A bicycle with a single gear and no brakes, the type that you used when you were fucking 8 years old.

Is said to be it's own "Sub-culture" but according to a hipster, everything they like is a sub-culture, and everything else is mainstream garbage.

Since it has no brakes, it has no business being on the actual road, and is usually used to ride around the neighborhood to make the user's hipster status higher than all the neighborhood kids.

Pretty soon, every single hipster douche/wannabe is gonna be riding this and believe it's so "indie."
Hipster- "nice bike kid"

Kid- "better than your fixie faggot bike, i can actual go on the dirt with this bike."
by Thatspopularforareason March 27, 2010
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Flexie-Cookie

n. (Flexee-cookie)
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.

When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.

An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!

or

Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
by juggins mccrea and e-mcg March 10, 2009
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fixies

Fixed gear bycicalists
Fixies are all over SF
by marmon November 25, 2007
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Flixed

When you have a rental movie for a long time but you neither want to watch it, nor send it back.
I got Iron Monkey on Netflix. I unflixed myself by watching it.
by audaciousaud July 23, 2012
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flixecation

a male pornstar who loves it up the arse and sucking dick
my friend linked me too a flixecation site it was disgusting
by pixad December 2, 2013
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Flixer

A person who spends endless hours on Netflix.
by TheSuperKid March 22, 2017
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