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flickergooning

A state in which one has gooned for so long, that their very life flickers before their eyes each time they stop themselves from reaching the very end. A highly unstable state that barely anyone has reached. Not recommended.
Did you hear about Bob? Yeah he tried flickergooning. He’s fucking dead now.”
by Theloonfromfamilyguy May 28, 2024
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Aztec flickergoon

A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging
by Jehshshsjs June 7, 2024
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flickergoon

Flickergooning is the act of gooning, but instead of being over the course of a long period of time, you masterbate as hard, violent, and fast as possible to achieve the satisfaction of gooning in a shorter time period. These shortened version of the activity are often done in shorter sessions, and can often be back to back. Possibly even allowing for a flickergoon gooning session.
"Bro you get your goon session in last night?"
"Nah dude, didn't have the time, had to flickergoon between projects I was working on."
by gaping horror May 23, 2024
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flickergooning

The term ‘flickergooning’ means to goon after a 7 day edge streak. The term ‘flicker’ is added to gooning because after edging for 7 days and eventually coming, your eyes flicker due to the amount of pleasure given. This term came from a Tik Tok post on May 22nd, 2024 from @bestsparring
“I can Goon for 8 hours straight”

An alpha says.

“I can flickergoon for 7 seconds”

A super alpha responds.

Or

“Flickergooning has helped me build my edge streak over the decades”

A wise man said.
by SwampDonkey_1013 May 27, 2024
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flickergoon

Edging for 7 days an 7 nights then early morning you cum so hard your eyes flicker
Watched my dad flickergoon as a kid, now that’s all I think about
by Sicccminded May 22, 2024
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Flickergooning

A sexual and ritualistic tradition past down by smurfs where the user masturbates as fast as possible while flicking their dick. Upon ejaculation the cum will shoot out like a catapult and after this is completed 6 times the user must back up 600 yards and cum once more while flicking your dick as hard as possible to fire that cum for miles.
"My ex cheated on me so I started flickergooning in her home's direction to teach her a lesson"
by The Big Gooner June 5, 2024
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flickergooning

Bro flickergooning is better than goonmaxing
by The Flickergoon June 8, 2024
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