flickergooning

The act of excessive masturbation with the television remote stuffed in your rectum

“Bill and I will be flickergooning together on Sunday afternoon”

by AdolfGooner May 22, 2024

flickergoon

Flickergooning is the act of gooning, but instead of being over the course of a long period of time, you masterbate as hard, violent, and fast as possible to achieve the satisfaction of gooning in a shorter time period. These shortened version of the activity are often done in shorter sessions, and can often be back to back. Possibly even allowing for a flickergoon gooning session.

"Bro you get your goon session in last night?"
"Nah dude, didn't have the time, had to flickergoon between projects I was working on."

by gaping horror May 23, 2024

flickergooning

edging for 5+ days, so that when you do actually cum your eyes flicker

I just spent 8 days gooning just for a 7 second flickergooning session.

by abuggy May 24, 2024

Flickergooning

Flickergooning is the act of gooning while rapidly flicking the tip of your penis, in a manner that combines the chakras of one's soul and distributes it solely to the penis. Ascending one's mind into the astral plane.

However, this is a dangerous technique as one's mind can be broken and never be returned to it's original state.

Bolt: "i can flickergoon freedom style while in the flow state with adrenaline aztec breathing for 8 hours straight"
Jack: "What the fuck"
Bolt: " Bro! flickergooning is rad bro!"

by BoltSwitchGooner69420 May 26, 2024

flickergoon

when you goon as fast as humanly possible before your internal organs shut down completely

“yo bro did you see tyler’s new flickergoon record? 7 whole seconds!”

by grooblinka May 26, 2024

flickergooning

The term ‘flickergooning’ means to goon after a 7 day edge streak. The term ‘flicker’ is added to gooning because after edging for 7 days and eventually coming, your eyes flicker due to the amount of pleasure given. This term came from a Tik Tok post on May 22nd, 2024 from @bestsparring

“I can Goon for 8 hours straight”

An alpha says.

“I can flickergoon for 7 seconds”

A super alpha responds.

Or

“Flickergooning has helped me build my edge streak over the decades”

A wise man said.

by SwampDonkey_1013 May 27, 2024

flickergooning

Gooning while on steroids using both masturbation and jelqing techniques by flicking one's wrist to increase the speed at which they goon. Also known as Hyper Edge

I tried flickergooning for the first time and never felt better. Seriously consider trying it!

by Professional Gooner May 27, 2024