flickergooning

A state in which one has gooned for so long, that their very life flickers before their eyes each time they stop themselves from reaching the very end. A highly unstable state that barely anyone has reached. Not recommended.

“Did you hear about Bob? Yeah he tried flickergooning. He’s fucking dead now.”

by Theloonfromfamilyguy May 28, 2024

Flickergooning

A sexual and ritualistic tradition past down by smurfs where the user masturbates as fast as possible while flicking their dick. Upon ejaculation the cum will shoot out like a catapult and after this is completed 6 times the user must back up 600 yards and cum once more while flicking your dick as hard as possible to fire that cum for miles.

"My ex cheated on me so I started flickergooning in her home's direction to teach her a lesson"

by The Big Gooner June 5, 2024

flickergooning

Flicking your dick on a table

Flickergooning is better than edgemaxxing

by The Flickergoon June 8, 2024

flickergooning

Flicking your dick on a table

Flickergooning is better than edgemaxxing

by The Flickergoon June 8, 2024

flickergooning

Flicking your dick on something to edge

Bro flickergooning is better than goonmaxing

by The Flickergoon June 8, 2024

flickergooning

Flicking your dick against something to edge

I was flickergooning last night, it was way better than goonmaxing

by The Flickergoon June 8, 2024

Flickergooning

The act of flicking the tip of your dick while masturbating to create a catapult effect to the cum shot. After doing this six times, back up 600 meters and give it a giant flick upon ejaculation to shoot it like a mortar.

"We stormed the castle walls by flickergooning from a distance."

by The Big Gooner June 15, 2024