Flemmo

To attempt a comedic delivery and fail miserably for one of two reasons.

1. Immediately repeating a joke said by someone else in slightly different words.
2. Beginning an anecdote with painful pauses and trailing off into an embarrassed mumble, forgetting the punch line and leaving all onlookers angry, frustrated and tired.

Dave: "Yeah, that reminds me of the time that a guy I knew saw a guy playing the spoons, and then... erm... aww.. how do you say it again?.. Ok, I'll stop speaking now."

Pedro: "Nice work you fucking flemmo."

by captain_pants June 16, 2011

Fleemp

An exclamation to express a positive mood.

Mum: Were having pizza for dinner
Me: FLEEMP!

by uche1234 December 22, 2019

fleeko

Another word for, "I want you to fuck me"

FLEEKO ME PLEASE

by Palidrome January 12, 2011

Fleemoboutroophonolosowafreskinisbydrocondroyeeroutumophobia

The fear of making up words

Guy#1: hey dude wanna join the making up words club?
Guy#2: oh hell nah, man I have Fleemoboutroophonolosowafreskinisbydrocondroyeeroutumophobia

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

freemon

a Jamaican word that helpfully combines the word "freedom" and the word "man" (pronounced "mon"), thus shortening the commonly heard sentence, "enjoying your freedom, man?" to "enjoying your freemon?"

I'm freemon! Time to party!

by polygon42 July 7, 2010

fleezo

crack head or druggy. fucked up off some shit. zombie

this muthafucka is a fleezo OMG WOAHHHH!

by coach vaughn July 11, 2017

Fleem

An ancient mythological word that's definition is ever-changing by centuries of rumination. It is widely thought that fleem is everything, but undefinable.

"What isn't fleem?"

by anonymous June 17, 2021