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fart and flee

The act of farting in a public place while accompanied by one or more persons and immediately walking away from said person(s). Fart and flee is most effective and hilarious when executed in a retail store (i.e. Walmart) which is crowded so that the person(s) you leave behind is assumed to be the culprit. In order to successfully fart and flee, it is important to keep a straight face as passerbys look with horror at the person(s) being wrongfully blamed. Fart and flee occurs more frequently during the holiday season as shoppers are out for hours and their usual eating habits are interrupted.
Jane: "Ohmigosh, I was in Old Navy with John and he totally pulled a fart and flee. As I was asking the salesgirl where I could find the $5 performance fleece scarves, she nearly gagged on the smell and glared at me before 'pretending' to receive a call on her employee headset. Meanwhile, John was trying not to laugh as he watched me from the polo shirt display with his face bright red."
by Truthseekah December 7, 2010
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Beach Fleece

A think fleece jacket with a hood that zips up. Marketed by Hollister Co.
"Hey Deb, thats a nice beach fleece"

"Yeah! I got it from Hollister the other day!"
by E Dellz August 1, 2009
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Fleece it out

To solve a problem, usually by deep thought or discussion.
Darryl and Michael could not decide on having fire eaters in the warehouse, they need to fleece it out.
by the Cale June 22, 2006
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Fleek

To shit on ones education and pull shit out of their ass and call them words.
by ShadowMosesOG February 6, 2015
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fleeing

Highly stimulated on amphetamine type drugs, such as speed, e's or coke. As in flying. A scottish term.
They e's are pure teckle man, I'm fleeing already.
by thefee October 15, 2006
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Fleeced

Damn, someone just fleeced my bag!
by 1374828272773733 February 26, 2017
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fleek

The wrinkly ridge that bisects the two halves of the ball sack.
When it's cold out my fleek is tight.
by Edgar Allan's Poo November 15, 2015
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