frecklestache

A series of freckles on the upper lip that forms a mustache. Common among overly tanned women.

Check out that chick's frecklestache!

by usedbysomeoneelse June 5, 2009

Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Feckless

Someone without character, spineless, worthless

John Ratcliff is a feckless cunt.

by Youarenotwhoyouare June 12, 2020

Fleckle

A g-rated swear word that could replace any word in any situation with the proper modification.

Comes from an ancient Mayan painting technique during which paint is splattered, creating fine spots.

Close your eyes, you shouldn't see them fleckle.

What the fleckle!
I'm gonna fleckle my pants.
Light a candle I may have fleckled.

by fleckles1 March 27, 2015

Freckles

A nickname given by Sawyer/James Ford to Kate on smash hit TV series Lost

Sawyer: 'Sup Freckles?

by Paddy G September 25, 2006

Freckles McGee

Someone pale and freckled who dares showing up in a bathing suit on the shores of New Jersey.

Guido: Who is Freckles McGee over there?

Juicehead: Someone in desperate need of a spraytan! C'mon let's GTL.

by Ingaling August 13, 2010

feckless

ineffective; incompetent; futile; having no sense of responsibility; indifferent; lazy.

Hey, my newspaper called Bush feckless today! How cool is that?

by greyhound427 January 18, 2009