fazzled

So stoned that you can't even say the word phazed right.

I'm so fazzled bro pass that blunt.

by Shoota October 5, 2003

frazzlewanked

What my hair looks like after a session of heavy petting.

Your hair looks like it has just been frazzlewanked.

by Anita Brush February 6, 2017

Frazzled

A mental state of mass confusion;
All over the place;
Disoriented.
Disarray

Disorganized/disorder;
Off track.
Mentally jammed

"what is she on,man? She is totally off task."
I don't know dude. She is all kinds of frazzled right now."
"Let's just come back later. Maybe she will we have herself together by then."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

Fazzlen

To be intoxicated to the point that the words coming out of your mouth make absolutely no sense. Though grammatically correct no one has a clue what the hell it is you're talking about.

Well I'm fazzlen. Hey did you see me milk slap that bitch birdie style while the wizards were here looking for Gandolfs money? Get off my slip'n slide! We haven't even made it past the plant!

by Blu406 December 14, 2008

Frazzle Dated

1) When you are on a date with a bimbo and your brain is fried from her stupidity.

2) When you are on a date with a jock and your brain turns to mush while he is describing his workout routine.

Dude, I went out with Cheryl last night and got frazzle dated.

Like, omg, Chet totally frazzle dated me.

by PRatefsnd March 27, 2010

frazzle

cool guy, good sense of humor. Is good mates with Karl. An urban myth says that once he choked on a 10p coin and it resulted with bruising in his eye.

Yo Frazzle, you taste like crisps.

by anon_x March 4, 2007

Frazzle

to tickle in a gleeful manner. It is a delicate art that can only be mastered by those who have patience and discipline and are majestic humans.

I frazzled Rooney so majestically that he urinated in his pants.

by Master Frazzler January 28, 2009